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Classic hair, epic beards, perfect shaves, and an all-consuming passion for the craft

Our specialty is finding out what your hair and beard want to do, and cutting them that way with an eye toward the classic looks of yesteryear. This is what we do, and these are our real clients we get to make look this good. Find out how to get in the chair right HERE.

Beards / Hair / Epic Beards / Journeyman Beards / Other Facial Hair / Classic Hair / Character Hair / Kid’s Hair

Natalie the Blademaiden / Tyler the Beardsmith / Amanda “Sassmaster” / El Barber Alex / Lauren “LT Taylor” / Jackie “Cap’n Jack”


Do the Creep

The Style: Now the only creepy thing about him is his shirt. And that look he keeps giving us… / A big donation of some … ~ Read Moar!
Peaky Lewis

Peaky Lewis

The Style: Rocked out and ready for the dance / Pomp shaped with a ton of texture on top, a neat blend on the … ~ Read Moar!
BeardFyre

BeardFyre

The Style: Basically a Game of Thrones character / Many techniques to get to generally even on a beard of all of the textures Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Honor Roll

Honor Roll

The Style: Super simple but never basic, and versatile as can be / The Gaard cut is this magical cut that looks neat and … ~ Read Moar!
Dwarfhartt

Dwarfhartt

The Style: That guy in the waiting room who is so furry and you really hope he’s your next and then he is / … ~ Read Moar!
Embarrassment of Riches

Embarrassment of Riches

The Style: Jean-Ralphio turned down by about half, as was this beautiful mop / It’s rare a barber has to stifle cackles of glee before … ~ Read Moar!
Contour Unleashed

Contour Unleashed

The Style: Cool, but, like, the effortless type / A rather specific natural parting is allowed to dictate all the other parts of this day-off … ~ Read Moar!
Beardy Pomp

Beardy Pomp

The Style: Beardsmith’s longest running client, and one he has apparently not been able to photograph in a non-blurry fashion all these years until … ~ Read Moar!
Just Do It Up

Just Do It Up

The Style: This is the kind of look you go for when you go hard at everything you do, but you’re rather laid back … ~ Read Moar!
Wicked Rascal

Wicked Rascal

The Style: Rarely does a barber get so luxurious a head, on which they can do anything. Even better when that head is for … ~ Read Moar!
Less Hairy Ant

Less Hairy Ant

The Style: Sometimes it’s as simple as simply reining in a fella’s werewolf tendencies / A super smooth bald fade with a part, and a … ~ Read Moar!
Silver Bear

Silver Bear

The Style: Business, casual, wrangling a herd of cubs, you look fly af no matter what you’re up to / Short, polished, side parted, this … ~ Read Moar!
Side Part Perfection

Side Part Perfection

The Style: Just because it’s technically the most standard, regular cut we do doesn’t mean it isn’t absolute perfection / Perfectly shaped, perfectly blended, precisely parted … ~ Read Moar!
Hello Moto

Hello Moto

The Style: Hair that is meant to blow in the breeze like it ain’t no thing / An effortless cut to wear and style, the … ~ Read Moar!
Free as a Bird

Free as a Bird

The Style: Clean cut and free wheelin’ / Natural hair textures make our world go round, so we do our best to let them be … ~ Read Moar!
Old Skool

Old Skool

The Style: Back to the future with this geometrically-inclined classic / When your hair grows straight up and out, it’s literally begging to get flat … ~ Read Moar!
Go With the Flow

Go With the Flow

The Style: Too much of a good thing is really heavy on ones head. Best to lighten up / A classic shape and easy styling … ~ Read Moar!
The Standard

The Standard

The Style: Flawless at and in any age / While we do plenty of elaborate hair and beards, the good old Executive Contour and neat … ~ Read Moar!
Cookin'

Cookin’

The Style: Straight up badass barber, because he literally is one / Properly aggressive Scumbag Boogie with some perky tips Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Sunny Side

Sunny Side

The Style: Annie Lennox all the way / A pompadour is not just a man’s game Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Prince Eric

Prince Eric

The Style: With those Disney eyes and floopy dark curls, this is a cut fit for a prince / Cut evenly on both sides, as … ~ Read Moar!
Mountain Fella

Mountain Fella

The Style: That good old Oregonian homesteader vibe / A short and clean contour on top with a lumberjack on the bottom Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
UKHS

UKHS

The Style: A bit of the youthful UK sporty thing / The textured crops that are all the rage with young fellas across the pond at … ~ Read Moar!
Colonel Burnside

Colonel Burnside

The Style: A young, clean cut Civil War commander / A real proper Executive Contour paired with some clean cut chops Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Arthouse Disney

Arthouse Disney

The Style: With mesmerizing Disney eyes like this, it takes a hell of a haircut to divert your attention / A classic pomp with a part … ~ Read Moar!
Don't Fail

Don’t Fail

The Style: A little superhero, a little supervillain / Gil has a thick, beautiful head of hair that will freak the hell out if you … ~ Read Moar!
Genuine Nidavellir

Genuine Nidavellir

The Style: A traveling dwarven merchant who rolls with a lot of horsepower / When you have a beard that grows out as opposed to … ~ Read Moar!
Mad Cow

Mad Cow

The Style: He may not look Pablo Schreiber, but there’s a whole lot of DGAF Mad Sweeney vibe going on here / Parted, but without … ~ Read Moar!
Flash Haircut

Flash Haircut

The Style: Free and easy, letting your hair blow in the wind – at least when you’re not wearing your superhero mask / When a … ~ Read Moar!
Got That Mojo Werkin

Got That Mojo Werkin

The Style: Dreamy hair makes for dreamy pomps / With very light patches over the ears, we kept some extra side coverage on this one, … ~ Read Moar!
Tru Greaser

Tru Greaser

The Style: While perfectly suitable in the boardroom, Reuzel haircuts are really worn best with these sorts of work clothes / Having been accustomed to … ~ Read Moar!
Lost in Time

Lost in Time

The Style: The best thing about a look like this is that you look at home in literally any era / Well kempt, parted, but … ~ Read Moar!
Hardcore Huggable

Hardcore Huggable

The Style: When you have this many head tattoos, a barber just wants to scratch them off like a lottery ticket / Aggressively short and … ~ Read Moar!
Old Gaard

Old Gaard

The Style: Nice and easy, a continual cleaning up on one of our oldest (ehrm, longest running) clients / A very burly beard kept shapely … ~ Read Moar!
Primary Colors

Primary Colors

The Style: Sharp, tight, clean, but with the curls still allowed to show their true colors / Scumbag Boogies are always better with some waves … ~ Read Moar!
Austin Plaza

Austin Plaza

The Style: Sharp and savvy enough to know March 31st exists, still looks like a Ludgate sibling / A sarcastically sharp Executive Contour Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
New New Doctor

New New Doctor

The Style: Tall, floppy, and artfully undone, just like the Doctoral inspiration for this cut (the 10th Doctor, at least) / Textured, shattered, and just … ~ Read Moar!
Jett Planed

Jett Planed

The Style: With a surmoniker like Jett, you need a haircut that is shaped and shapley, with some well-tended texture for a bit of … ~ Read Moar!
Lather & Fade

Lather & Fade

The Style: The perfect combo of badass and not trying too hard / Hairlines and textures be damned, you can still have a nice … ~ Read Moar!
High Contrast

High Contrast

The Style: A perfect blend on very light skin with very dark hair from master fader Alex / When your natural part is high/on … ~ Read Moar!
Blonde Steel

Blonde Steel

The Style: One part polo club, one part Disney Prince, one part Zoolander / Super soft and silky hair that literally changes color in patches … ~ Read Moar!
Redwaves

Redwaves

The Style: Super straight hair can still make all the right moves / When you ask for a haircut with a part but give no … ~ Read Moar!
Devilishly Dapper

Devilishly Dapper

The Style: With Ray Wise-style devilish looks, you want good hair while letting that mug be the star of the show / The old school … ~ Read Moar!
Shopkeep Spiffy

Shopkeep Spiffy

The Style: If you want the kind of hair we know how to cut, we’ll cut you good / Girl hair changed up to a … ~ Read Moar!
Flat Top for Vader

Flat Top for Vader

The Style: Having gotten his first taste of flat top life here, this young nerd is now hooked / Sides kept tight and top encouraged … ~ Read Moar!
Doogie McFly

Doogie McFly

The Style: Smart in literally all of the ways / Short on the sides, a little longer on top, off the face, blended all … ~ Read Moar!
Never Say Die

Never Say Die

The Style: Appropriate for the office, LARPing, AND treasure hunting / A neat College Contour with a beard that belongs in a fantasy epic Suggested … ~ Read Moar!
What Just Happened

What Just Happened

The Style: A whirlwind of sharp things leaves one tousled and feeling like you’re missing something / An Executive Contour is a haircut so versatile … ~ Read Moar!
Hawkeye

Hawkeye

The Style: The kind of hair that makes one want to dump all the hair dye into a landfill / A nice and easy Executive Contour … ~ Read Moar!
Shave the Town

Shave the Town

The Style: Hair is a migratory species, you see… / Shave and a haircut, turned upside down Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Face Forest

Face Forest

The Style: One part tight, one part huge, might as well emphasize your best features / Scumbag Boogie on top with a lush thicket below … ~ Read Moar!
Mini Ditka

Mini Ditka

The Style: If this kid doesn’t grow up to be a football coach, we’ll eat our hats / A properly grown-up Executive Contour haircut, sized … ~ Read Moar!
Beardless Blue Steel

Beardless Blue Steel

The Style: With a face carved from marble and eyes like gemstones, clean cuts put the focus where it belongs / An extra tight College … ~ Read Moar!
Dual Wield

Dual Wield

The Style: With an endless supply of quick-growing hair, taming the beast takes all the weapons / An Executive Contour lets the waves on … ~ Read Moar!
Hoss Bog

Hoss Bog

The Style: Flawlessly low-maintenance / A perfectly-blended slickback and some badass face stuff Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Delicious DA

Delicious DA

The Style: One of those fellas who walks into the barbershop so well-styled we wonder what he needs from us – just a trim, … ~ Read Moar!
A Bumpy Ride

A Bumpy Ride

The Style: So, what’s easy to fit under a helmet? / A short and simple pompadour on quite curly hair from one of Blademaiden’s … ~ Read Moar!
Victorian to Victorious

Victorian to Victorious

The Style: When it’s been this long between barber visits, sometimes what a fella needs is a zero-maintenance cut – this is that cut / … ~ Read Moar!
Looney Lengths

Looney Lengths

The Style: How low does it go? / A proper pompadour to anchor one of the biggest beards we have ever had the honor of … ~ Read Moar!
Indiana Pomp

Indiana Pomp

The Style: Devil-may-care adventurer / A pompadour is one of the most versatile haircuts around, especially if you tend toward waves and/or cowlicks Suggested … ~ Read Moar!
Yosemite Stan

Yosemite Stan

The Style: The dictionary definition of “you do you” / We’re not quite sure what to call this facial hair style, but we flippin’ … ~ Read Moar!
Baseball, Actually

Baseball, Actually

The Style: Child? This? No, this is obviously a very small adult person / The Gaard is an easy-to-wear grownup haircut that works just as … ~ Read Moar!
Contour Squared

Contour Squared

The Style: When you’re such an upright citizen, might as well apply it to your haircut / Squared sides are the gutter bumpers to the … ~ Read Moar!
Goldslick

Goldslick

The Style: For when you just want it off your damn face already / While it may seem like more work to have much longer hair on … ~ Read Moar!
Ginger Lincoln

Ginger Lincoln

The Style: Modern barbering the old-timey way / An Executive Contour on a ton of soft and slippery hair, and beard with a heaping … ~ Read Moar!
Mr. Hearthstone

Mr. Hearthstone

The Style: This outdoorsman usually doesn’t do it up so hard, but for on-stage education purposes, might as well go all out / A very … ~ Read Moar!
Brother Scott

Brother Scott

The Style: Just a bit of wish fulfillment from a barber who looks weirdly similar to you, but bald / A longer Executive Contour and … ~ Read Moar!
Prohibition Contour

Prohibition Contour

The Style: The kind of fella who looks out of place outside the 20s / A neat Executive Contour where the waves are allowed … ~ Read Moar!
Shag to Swag

Shag to Swag

The Style: A big change on some seriously silky, stick-straight hair / A sharp and structured Executive Contour with simple styling that isn’t trying too … ~ Read Moar!
Kerri Lee Lewis

Kerri Lee Lewis

The Style: Let that curl floop in a way that looks just right headbanging at a piano / Just a simple, curly, unstyled Executive Contour Suggested … ~ Read Moar!
Wee Gaardian

Wee Gaardian

The Style: A rough and tough ragamuffin who can’t be bothered to do his hair, but still wants to look proper / Neat, clean and … ~ Read Moar!
Camp Contour

Camp Contour

The Style: The counselor who takes zero shit / Clean, close-cropped and perfectly parted Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Dangerous Wave

Dangerous Wave

The Style: Goes to show you can still make things move even on the straightest of hair / A simple Executive Contour Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Giant Makeover

Giant Makeover

The Style: A clean look for a very tall fella / Massive makeover for when you just need to lighten it up drastically, but still … ~ Read Moar!
Prohibition Curls

Prohibition Curls

The Style: Straight out of the 20s / A classic style, slightly modified to let those perfect curls pile on top of each other Suggested … ~ Read Moar!
Cartoon Contour

Cartoon Contour

The Style: Straight out of Silicon Valley / Perfectly groomed professional on top, refuses to fully adult on the bottom – it’s the Beardsgaard way … ~ Read Moar!
Batavian Werewolf

Batavian Werewolf

The Style: Devilishly hirsute / A cut that plays to the strengths of the cowlicks you can’t do anything about – except this majesty, … ~ Read Moar!
Buddy King

Buddy King

The Style: When you look like the kind of guy who would play Stephen King in a movie / A parted pompadour as cool as … ~ Read Moar!
Mr Hearthstone

Mr Hearthstone

The Style: Ruggedly outdoorsy working type, but you wouldn’t know it from the hair / A clean but not too short Executive Contour with a … ~ Read Moar!
Executive Hagrid Part II

Executive Hagrid Part II

The Style: Hagrid all business proper / Just a nice, clean Executive Contour and an absolutely massive beard from one of Blademaiden’s Reuzel classes Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Ser Sasse

Ser Sasse

The Style: So handsome and Gala(va)nt you might just break out in cheeky song / Clean and close on the hair, a bit of ruggedness on … ~ Read Moar!
Fuckin' Rob

Fuckin’ Rob

The Style: A look far too respectable for that guy that’s always lovingly trolling us on Facebook / A parted pomp and stylized beard with … ~ Read Moar!
Ollie's Contour

Ollie’s Contour

The Style: College town fella with a grownup lifestyle /A before and after simple pomp from one of Blademaiden’s Reuzel classes Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
The Moistmaker

The Moistmaker

The Style: Like Star Lord himself, full on dweeb on the inside, all cleaned up on the outside / Very stiff and tricky hair playing to … ~ Read Moar!
The-Commitmentphobe Part II

The-Commitmentphobe Part II

The Style: From one trendy haircut we totally advised against to whatever thing this young fella wanted that week /An in-betweener cut reconnecting an … ~ Read Moar!
Floki Flat Top

Floki Flat Top

The Style: Look like a badass Viking punk that might be a little bit crazy / A badass haircut with minimal styling maintenance (that requires … ~ Read Moar!
Carved Contour

Carved Contour

The Style: Straight up fox, no matter the occasion / Simple and structured side part that makes the most of fantastic bone structure Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Billy Business

Billy Business

The Style: Finance jock prep with a bit of outdoorsman / Clean and neat on the sides, slicked on the top with the beard kept … ~ Read Moar!
Parted Perfection

Parted Perfection

The Style: Business werewolf / Buttery smooth and effortless for a head with so many tricky bits Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Simple Slickback

Simple Slickback

The Style: Slicked back and simple / Just about as easy a style as you can get without cutting it all off Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Teddy Bear

Teddy Bear

The Style: Fuzzy wuzzy looks fly as hell / A cleaned up variation on the classic Teddy Boy style with a neat but burly beard~ Read Moar!
Amateur Supervillainry

Amateur Supervillainry

The Style: Working Joe by day, French Bond villain by night / Extra long-topped flat top with a well-maintained beard and epic stache Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Scumtastic Pomp

Scumtastic Pomp

The Style: Slicked and shaped to perfection / A before and after simple pomp from one of Blademaiden’s Reuzel classes Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Contoured Cleanup

Contoured Cleanup

The Style: Curves so curvy they look like a sculpture / A cleanup that takes a proper art teacher look and goes full school board … ~ Read Moar!
The Commitmentphobe

The Commitmentphobe

The Style: From one trendy haircut we totally advised against to whatever thing this young fella wanted that week /An in-betweener cut reconnecting an … ~ Read Moar!
Beardsmith Mini-Me

Beardsmith Mini-Me

The Style: When you’re some overachieving little smartass who only gets a haircut every 5 months and doesn’t pay for it because your brother … ~ Read Moar!
Jet Pomp

Jet Pomp

The Style: Smooth, sleek and looking as sharp as the blade that will end you / A parted pompadour that uses this hair‘s natural … ~ Read Moar!
The Pomp of Knifey Spooney

The Pomp of Knifey Spooney

The Style: Reformed tattooed, bearded muppet / Former business neighbor/owner of Fallen Star Tattoos, now a world famous traveling artist with great hair and … ~ Read Moar!
Smoky Mountain Moustache

Smoky Mountain Moustache

The Style: An Edwardian expat transplanted to hipster Appalachia, perhaps? / Everything to highlight a moustache of rare proportions Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Curvy Contour

Curvy Contour

The Style: Surfer dude turned business mogul / A common sculptural endeavor in which we take absolutely nothing off the front hairline, and shape the rest into … ~ Read Moar!
Pomp In The USA

Pomp In The USA

The Style: Hair that looks like it’s blowing in the breeze, even becalmed days / A pomp that not only works with waves and cowlicks, such … ~ Read Moar!
Business Beard

Business Beard

The Style: Beefy mountain man goes to the office / A short contour that works with considerable front cowlicks, and a beard that’s full … ~ Read Moar!
Junior Pompengaard

Junior Pompengaard

The Style: The perfect cut for a little dude that cares about his look even more than the big kids / A cut that will look … ~ Read Moar!
Plastic Pomp

Plastic Pomp

The Style: A head of hair so solid you seem near a Ken doll – including the super handsome part / This is a head … ~ Read Moar!
Pee-Wee Wave Riding

Pee-Wee Wave Riding

The Style: Hair that stays put when you’re roaring by on a skateboard near the breakers / Tall and proud parted mini-pompadour Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Parted & Painted

Parted & Painted

The Style: A decorated canvas with an otherwise minimalist air / Understated and neat to let the rest of the look shine Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Throwback Valley

Throwback Valley

The Style: With the glasses of all dads (and heck, a few serial killers) in the 80s, this is nerd cool to the max / … ~ Read Moar!
New Fro, New Man

New Fro, New Man

The Style: A slimmed down crown of curls crafted into a tall and proud proper pomp / When a style change is in order, we … ~ Read Moar!
Hawk-ish

Hawk-ish

The Style: The look that says you have it together, but you’re not trying too hard / Simple, clean and classic, never fussy Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Teddy Beard

Teddy Beard

The Style: A little bit Teddy Boy greaser, a little bit full-on werewolf / A badass, old school Ted haircut with a bit of a … ~ Read Moar!
Scumpamule

Scumpamule

The Style: You may be driving the kids to Little League, but you’re gonna look badass doing it / The bastard lovechild of a … ~ Read Moar!
Hurt Looker

Hurt Looker

The Style: All natural Gordon Gecko / A simple and solid pompadour disguised as a business cut Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Punk Holly Part II

Punk Holly Part II

The Style: A Jimmy Neutron/Buddy Holly/Johnny Bravo mashup with a dash of ramen noodles / The coolest quiff on the planet Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Jesus Waves

Jesus Waves

The Style: Waves so high they get you a little closer to your proverbial maker / Even when cutting off hardly anything, a little shaping … ~ Read Moar!
Clean Waves

Clean Waves

The Style: When you want to look properly businessey, but still rock the trends a little bit / Short and easy but still classic for the … ~ Read Moar!
Little Scumbro

Little Scumbro

The Style: When you know you’re not going to be seeing your barber for many months /A cut short and aggressive enough to make it … ~ Read Moar!
Rapunzel Pomp

Rapunzel Pomp

The Style: Everything gloriously old school a barber can possibly throw into a haircut / Long, properly squared pomp with fenders AND a DA, waves … ~ Read Moar!
Clean Cut Cleanup

Clean Cut Cleanup

The Style: So clean cut no one will ever suspect what you’re really up to / A cut where you can just get the sides … ~ Read Moar!
Bossman Hogg

Bossman Hogg

The Style: A cross between a Harley fanatic and a Wildling / A beard that’s as large as possible (everywhere except the mustache), but … ~ Read Moar!
Dayumus Seabeard

Dayumus Seabeard

The Style: An honorable pirate lord who’s a bit short on fingers / A beard that’s solid but clean with a perfect dusting of silver Suggested … ~ Read Moar!
Lady Blinder

Lady Blinder

The Style: Cillian Murphy’s DGAF haircut from Peaky Blinders / Short and rough on the sides, floppy on top with a little bit of a … ~ Read Moar!
Chicago Fade

Chicago Fade

The Style: Just like Chicago itself, an old classic with a modern edge / A hard blended lean pompadour with a part Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Princeton Charming

Princeton Charming

The Style: The most classic of classic haircuts / A parted, tapered business cut with a little something extra on top Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Skuzzy Distortion

Skuzzy Distortion

The Style: With a nickname like Skuzzy you gotta look clean in the hair with a bit of mischief on the face / A tall and … ~ Read Moar!
Ghost in the Pomp

Ghost in the Pomp

The Style: A ghostly pale pomp with a fiery red beard is a quite the striking combo / A tall and proud, well-styled pompadour with a … ~ Read Moar!
Chuck!

Chuck!

The Style: A guy named Chuck, smart and nerdy, looking purdy / Schorem’s signature haircut turns every guy into a badass Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Tormund Ladiezbane

Tormund Ladiezbane

The Style: What would happen if Tormund Giantsbane got transplanted to 2016 / A tall and proud, roughly-styled pompadour with a giant ginger beard Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Sword or Walking Stick

Sword or Walking Stick

The Style: The most classic of classic haircuts, ready for adventuring, battle or business / A parted, tapered business cut with a little something extra … ~ Read Moar!
Triumph Pomp

Triumph Pomp

The Style: A pomp for a man that appreciates fine details with a rough edge / A tall and proud, well-styled pompadour with short and neat beard, … ~ Read Moar!
Executive Trinity

Executive Trinity

The Style: A bit of Trinity’s hair from the Matrix mixed with an Executive Contour with a soft and easy style / Short and clean on … ~ Read Moar!
LumbrSanta

LumbrSanta

The Style: Santa, structured with an outdoorsy air / Silver hair shows its colors with some length on top for a tight pompadour, and a Santa-worthy … ~ Read Moar!
Han Chewie

Han Chewie

The Style: The hair of a post-mullet Han Solo, with the face fuzz of Chewie / That elusive “no product” hair look that moves like wheat … ~ Read Moar!
Executive Hagrid

Executive Hagrid

The Style: Business on the top, literal giant on the bottom / A well-groomed, parted, tapered business cut is an excellent way to keep a … ~ Read Moar!
Little James Dean

Little James Dean

The Style: For the kind of little dude who wants it easy, and recognizes that easy sometimes means a little longer / A floofy, cowlicky head … ~ Read Moar!
Wavegaard

Wavegaard

The Style: The simplest of haircuts, perfectly tailored for each head / Short but not too short on the sides, the look of a part without … ~ Read Moar!
General Burnside

General Burnside

The Style: That neighbor fella you run into at a war reenactment / An excellent form of chops Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Punk Holly Flat Top

Punk Holly Flat Top

The Style: Nerd who grew up really, really good. But, like, from the 50s. / A flat top on hair that absolutely not lay flat, … ~ Read Moar!
Basterd Hunter

Basterd Hunter

The Style: A little Basterds era Brad Pitt action / Came in all shaggy, just cleaned up the sides…magic Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Beard Mountain

Beard Mountain

The Style: Full-on Dwarven warrior / A beard that’s as large as possible but still regal and well-maintained Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Roasted Roots

Roasted Roots

The Style: A very perky pompadour / Work with coffee for a living, might as well keep you hair up too with a tall and … ~ Read Moar!
Hairy Carey

Hairy Carey

The Style: A friendly face creature that everyone wants to pet / The loose afro of the face Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Ginger SNAP!

Ginger SNAP!

The Style: A wild head of hair, well-tamed / About as short as we can go on a dense head of loose curls Suggested … ~ Read Moar!
Silver Surfer

Silver Surfer

The Style: Silver waves of wow / An aggressively strong natural parting dictated all the details on the hair, with a beard of matching proportions … ~ Read Moar!
Tool Shed

Tool Shed

The Style: Modern-day biker Viking / Super clean, well-blended, square, masculine shapes all around Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Dastardly Dapper

Dastardly Dapper

The Style: A straight up old timey villain / A floppy, delightfully foppish haircut with a Machiavellian facial dalliance Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Animal Style

Animal Style

The Style: So clean you look like an Animal House villain / The classic with all the details just right Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Viking Flat Top

Viking Flat Top

The Style: As if a giant fella needed an even more commanding presence / A neatly tapered flat top and lengthy beard Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Rock Solid

Rock Solid

The Style: Ginger badass all over / A pomp and beard that are neat and clean but still rock solid Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
American Werefox

American Werefox

The Style: A very furry fella, reined in in all the right places / Very lean cheeks and sides of the head pair nicely with … ~ Read Moar!
Basterd Prospector

Basterd Prospector

The Style: A little Basterds era Brad Pitt action on top with a mid-1800s gold rush miner on the bottom / A rough and wild … ~ Read Moar!
Grease Monkey

Grease Monkey

The Style: A rough and well-greased grease monkey pompadour / Growing out a very choppy short cut to a pomp Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Trigun Elvis

Trigun Elvis

The Style: Taking cues from the King’s iconic loosey goosey pomp / A long-trim pompadour with some very special combing action Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Long Top Pomp

Long Top Pomp

The Style: Just a good old push it all back kind of deal / A pomp that’s just about a disconnected slickback Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Prohibition Seafarer

Prohibition Seafarer

The Style: That thing that was immensely popular in the Macklemore era / This kind of cut always grows out…interesting…he made us do it, … ~ Read Moar!
Sigmund Tweed

Sigmund Tweed

The Style: Neat and professional with an air of wisdom / A simple tapered business cut and a full yet neat beard Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Biker Pomp

Biker Pomp

The Style: Keeping it tight on the bike / A pomp/beard combo of an actively biker-friendly length Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Selleck Jr

Selleck Jr

The Style: For the kind of little dude that’s flawless no matter what his hair wants to do / The perfect “short on the sides, a … ~ Read Moar!
Mr. Butterfinger

Mr. Butterfinger

The Style: Professional character / A slim Executive contour and a short, well-detailed beard Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Sweatervest Fisticuffs

Sweatervest Fisticuffs

The Style: “Don’t fuck with me” nerd / Slick and destroy dapper Executive Contour with an excellent handlebar Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Spectacled Shelby

Spectacled Shelby

The Style: A Blinder-inspired Arthur Shelby slickback / Sort of a pomp with a bit of rough and tumble in the blend Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Shitkicker Shelby

Shitkicker Shelby

The Style: A Blinder-inspired Arthur Shelby slickback / Sort of a long-topped slickback pomp that uses a prominent natural part to send you back in time … ~ Read Moar!
Dwarf Beard

Dwarf Beard

The Style: Union Dwarf / A beard that’s full and structured, a little stylized but not fussy Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Punk Holly

Punk Holly

The Style: A little rockabilly, a little 80s punk / A solid contoured haircut with aggressively short sides, a purposely rough blend, and hella … ~ Read Moar!
Scumbag Soccer

Scumbag Soccer

The Style: A Scumbag Boogie that’s as at home on the field as the street / Tight and lean pomp shape with lean crown Suggested … ~ Read Moar!
The Tennant

The Tennant

The Style: David Tennant’s iconically ruffleable Doctor Who hair / A bit spiky, a bit choppy, gravity-defying fun Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Dad Draper

Dad Draper

The Style: Blademaiden’s dad, looking dapper af / A neatly tapered business cut with a part Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Short Stuff Means Business

Short Stuff Means Business

The Style: A miniature version of Jon Hamm’s impeccable classic side part style / A neat, tapered Executive Contour, sized down Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Deep Wave Basterd

Deep Wave Basterd

The Style: Brad Pitt’s alternatingly rough and smooth Inglorious Basterds style / A rough blended Executive Contour Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
The Engineer

The Engineer

The Style: Ruler straight and perfectly square as this Industrial Designer likes it / A bit Executive Contour, a bit Scumbag Boogie, all crisp as … ~ Read Moar!
Scumbag of Thrones

Scumbag of Thrones

The Style: Slick street style on top, epic fantasy on the bottom / Scumbag Boogie lean for the haircut with a full but structured … ~ Read Moar!
Prominent Pomp

Prominent Pomp

The Style: Lean and exaggerated pomp proportions / A well-executed pomp on a near-impossible to tame head Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Gaardfection

Gaardfection

The Style: Our signature, the haircut version of a perfectly tailored suit / The Gaard, a cut that looks like a side part with far … ~ Read Moar!
Gin Runner

Gin Runner

The Style: A cut that looks fly as hell without trying too hard / Slickback smooth Suggested Products: … ~ Read Moar!
Scumbag Boy Scout

Scumbag Boy Scout

The Style: Hip young teacher that could totally be mistaken for a student / A Scumbag Boogie with a bit of curl on top, … ~ Read Moar!