Jennifer Lawrence Got High and Ordered a Woman to Poop at Ellen’s Birthday Party
Jennifer Lawrence is a weirdo. That’s basically her entire brand. Like Sophie Turner, she’s built her celebrity up on being a sexy weirdo. I suppose it’s a better brand than “Hey, remember that time everyone saw my asshole?” but not that much better.
Lawrence’s latest weird stunt was to get high at Ellen’s birthday party and order a woman to take a shit. Here’s what she told Howard Stern about it, via Elle.
“And then I went to the port-a-potty to go pee, and there’s a woman there and she was like, no, go ahead,” she continued. But as Jennifer was inside the port-a-potty, she felt bad for the woman and went up to her and told her “Look, you gotta poop.” The woman was apparently startled by Jennifer’s statement and was “kind of laughing” but Jennifer didn’t let up.
“All of a sudden security is grabbing me because what I hadn’t realized is I am grabbing this woman by the shoulders, shaking her, screaming, ‘You have to poop! You have to poop!’ And the security guard is laughing so hard because he heard the whole exchange, and he’s like ‘You can’t grab her, but I agree, she gotta poop!”
Lawrence is slated to appear in Dark Phoenix, a film that might be the last X-Men film we see before Marvel Studios gets a hold of the property and probably relaunches it without Lawrence. Also, I’ve smoked a lot of weed and none of it has ever made me act this weird. I think she’s just actually this weird and using the weed as a scapegoat.